what are the real sorority rankings here?

Every sorority is wonderful and none of this is ranking stuff is true. There are 5 chapters- you cant rank. Each house is unique in their own way and together make for a very dynamic greek life.

piphi
tridelt
theta
dg
kappa

1. Tridelt. Best overall right now. Could get overtaken by the end of pledge season.
2. Pi Phi. Better class than anyone expected. Needs to avoid the attrition they normally have with their pledge classes.
3. Theta. Might have had a better class than tridelt along with pi phi. They're the brainy ones of the top 3 and just as attractive for the most part. Upper classes are a bit catty but that should subside with time.
4. Kappa. Surprisingly cohesive for such a large group. They just need to find a way to stay social and keep their name out there.
5. DG. In a twist everyone kind of expected, DG was awful recruiting this year because of how weak and one dimensional their sophomores are. Upperclassmen are tattletales and generally boring to be around. Their freshmen just seem unenthusiastic about DG. Trending down. Not looking good considering their juniors aren't super popular on campus and the sophomores are only close with beta and maybe kappa sig. They're not going up any time soon.

Top Tier: Tridelt and Pi Phi
Mid Tier: Theta and DG
Bottom Rier: Kappa

But honestly here are each ones "stereotypes":
Pi Phi: high maintenance, black out drunk, rich girls
Tridelt: really chill, "hipster" vibe, likes to drink and dance on bars
Theta: outgoing/crazy, intimidating, likes drama
DG: super preppy, talks crap about other sororities/each other, CLIC
Kappa: everyone else who can't get into one of the four above

1. Pi Phi
2. Tri Delt
3. DG
4. Theta
5. Kappa

1. PiPhi
2. TriDelt
3. Theta
4. DG
5. Kappa

But DG is definitely on the way down.

1. theta
2. tri delt
3. dg
4. pi phi
5. kappa

Let me be straight up (putting in alphabetical order by rank - no bias)

1. pi phi & tri delt
2. dg & theta
3. kappa

That's how it's always been. That's how it is still. Plenty of girls could've chosen to be in "higher ranked" houses or "lower ranked" houses so all of this shouldn't even really matter. There are amazing people in every single house.

we don't have tiers here we only have 5 sororities lol. if a ranking is that important to you then you shouldn't join Greek life anyway.

Hands down, this year it's

Theta
Tridelt
DG
Kappa
Pi Phi