just for laughs. learn to laugh at yourselves
by: Merry thanksgiving
Type of guy from highschool who ended up in each fraternity.
Kappa Sig: remember that country guy from highschool who was always annoyingly the loudest at parties and homecoming rallies? Who used to always come to class high and hungover or drunk? Who joined "conservative confederates of america"? Who always came to school with grizzly wintergreen in their lip and bragged about their gun rack on their raised trucks? Who told everyone they were going to UGA but you knew they never had the grades or went to class enough to make it.. They ended up here and joined Kappa Sig.
Pike: Remember that super involved guy who thought he was cool and tried to hangout with all the cool kids when they only talked mess behind their backs? Who used to always lie about getting laid? Who was involved in every organisation possible? Who had the grades for an SEC school but got the SAT scores that put them here? Yeah they joined pike.
Pi Kapp: remember that late bloomer you'd never thought would come out of his shell in highschool? Who was never really noticed by anyone anywhere, until the college Facebook pictures came out. Or the guy who everyone thought was cool but you never understood why because he never threw or went to parties or did much of note? They never really put effort into class so they ended up here and rushed Pi Kapp.
#1 by: Merry thanksgiving
KA: remember that Kid who never went out for anything and you only ever saw him in school sleeping in class? Who did absolutely nothing and expected everyone to just like him? The guy that just blends into the Background? They came to KSU and went KA.
D-Sig: remember how there was the cool group then the different cliques in highschool and then another huge group of kids who sat together and weren't really into partying or doing much? Those guys who always skipped the pre-game and after party of prom and homecoming and always showed out for the dance? Those guys that sucked the fun out of everything and never really knew how to party or be chill? Well they came to KSU and joined Delta Sig.
SN: remember that Kid that tried out for every sports team but always rode the bench? That guy that was always super good at pick up games but never really was any good enough for varsity? That guy that took sports way too seriously and whos team always ended up #2 losing to someone better, like Theta Chi? Who has nothing better to talk about then their sports teams? They came to Poly and rushed sigma nu. Then merged here.
SP : remember that chill dude you never knew went to your highschool until it awkwardly comes out in conversation? Pretty much the ghost of campus? They came to poly and rushed Sigma Pi. Then merged here.
TKE: those people you never notice in highschool or college. If you never see them are they really here?? Hmm.. Inception... . .. ... .. .
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by: Take a jokeNov 26, 2015 1:27:26 PM
Its pretty funny hahaha I even laughed at my own fraternities description haha. Its funny because they made fun of everyone and didn't signal anyone out.