the real rankings

Top Tier:
1. Club Lacrosse- Like to tickle the twine, but still want to go out 4-8 nights a week? This is the club for you. These guys know how to party and harvest lettuce. Solid #1 on campus and throws the best ragers.
2. Spider Fund - By far the most exclusive club on campus, these bros have 6 figure jobs and the hookups that go along with. Mostly SAE & KA bros, could be #1 if they threw down more.
3. Young Republicans - Because if you arent a republican, transfer. Always has sick late nights at the apartments

Middle Tier:
4. Collegian - Lots of theta smokes, and it gives us a good read on the john, in the b-school of course. Has the potential to crack top tier soon.
5. Habitat for Humanity - Good dudes, hard to say anything bad about these down to earth bros.
6. Young Democrats - Could be bottom tier, has a lot of SPES and sharts & sciences bros. You definitely want to rush a better club, if you can.

Bottom Tier:
7. Club Quidditch - Lets be serious, this is barely a club.
8. CA Alternatives - Weak Sauce
9. SPE - Easily the worst club on campus. Contrary to popular belief, SPE is not a sorority, it is a club. Loves to brag about athleticism, but did you see them play the Collegian in dominos the other day in the cURrent?