How to Get Into a Top UIowa Frat
by: TopDawgDaddyLet's be honest: if you are a dude who can hard drink 5 nights a week, have a weed connection, and are incredibly mid in every way, you belong in a UIowa frat. If you have hs connections, you can get into a "top frat". You will then associate with only girls in a "top sorority". You will get so drunk that the fact that they look nothing like their IG photos IRL won't matter. You can brag that you hooked up with a girl from a "top sorority", and then all of the other dudes who hu'd with her can compare notes. Which are all fake, bc none of you can actually remember what happened. But you get to be "popular". Yay.
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To get into a top frat is simple; don’t be awkward and go to all their events and get to know as many active guys as possible. You may have better connections with other houses and that’s fine. Being part of a lower frat or any house with under 50 members will probably hinder your relations with sororities as they have way larger number then frats. Girls won’t spend long at a party with 20 guys and 75 girls.
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by: SIG EP'rApr 19, 2022 1:51:29 AM
Wow. What - do you think that was a serious post. The only aspect missing was having Daddy money to help resolve any unforeseen legal matters or pay for some broken windows or get your overturned car fixed.
Wow again - but thanks for being honest in your response.
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