Rush beta, top house

You arrive at college looking to become a frat star, as you were a dweeb in high school. You get invited to a fraternity that looks nice on the outside, you go. You take one of the firsts sips of beer, in your life, and are asked to wait in line to meet the President. You go into a study room after 3 others walk out. You are given a bid your, on your first day at this fraternity. Even though you haven’t been to any others. “Do you accept?”. Yes you do. Mostly because you feel special. Little do you know, they gave 60 other bids out earlier that night. A little while passes and you learn Beta is full of guys who were nerds in high school and believe that laughable things are cool. They roll around in wheelchairs they took from the local Walmart, thinking that makes them alpha (when beta is literally their preferred name). When you soon realize you are stuck at a fraternity that the whole rest of campus thinks is a laughing stock. At a party, you take a step into your fourth full basement, look at the pretty, hefty girl flirting with one of your super cool djs. and ask yourself: “why did I join Beta?”. All my brothers are weird and the attractive girls go elsewhere. Numbers do not create top houses my friend. Don’t just rush Beta Theta Pi, unless you were weird in high school and fit in, you will probably regret it.