if every sorority was a one night stand

Pi beta phi: hot blonde that might be out of your league. Decides to go home with you anyways because she is fun and kind of carefree.
DG: wild thing. She eyes you from across the bar in her Jeffrey Campbells and edgy makeup.
Aphi: takes control. She knows how to get what she wants. "Buy me a drink"she whispers past her trendy dark lipstick. You listen and she knows what U want.
Kd: your fun friend who goes to the bar with you and your crew. She's always fun and you have a low key crush on her
Theta:Thetas only go home with serious boyfriends. Take her home to momma.
XO: you think she's a sweet, academically motivated cutie. She surprises you by being much more ;) she becomes your class crush.
Agd: take her home when you're are both SO drunk. It turns out to be a great time and you wake up to a hot girl who is the life of the party but also likes a chill football sunday. Your frat bros love her and she becomes your girlfriend.
DDD: your study group crush. She is smart and cute but you rarely see her out. You decide to date her anyways and have fun! Eventually you break up because she doesnt aporove of your frat star lifestyle.
AXO: you have never seen this girl before! She is very cute and unexpected. While she may not be the most social lady out there, she definitely knows how to have a great time when you hit up date parties and off campus bars.
Gamma phi beta: you have been dating since high school. She is really well rounded and you are happy. Character limit ugh