Pi Phi Fire Alarm Goes Off
by: SAE social chair
Pi Phi really thought they lit,
Till the smoke alarm said "nah, y’all quit."
Tried to pregame but summoned the brigade,
Now the whole house smell like it’s freshly flambéed.
You call it vibes, we call it arson,
Was that a sparkler or your gas stove sparkin’?
Next time you flex, check the smoke code,
Before you turn the crib into a “no-go” zone.
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by: SAE Social ChairApr 10, 2025 9:53:46 PM
I think I'm in love with you. Madness tmr babe? Elevated surface and us