The Declaration of Jewish Fraternity Independence
by: From DKE of CBus
Apes this is dke. We will say this one long time then shut up about it. Stop posting stuff saying “apes and dke is better than xyz frat” or “apes and dke are doing well.” DKE is a top frat and APES has nothing to do with that and not even remotely on the same level. Stop trying to make frats not like us and posting BS stuff like that.
1. We do not have the same pairs. DKE pairs with Sig Chi and SAE. APES is lucky to get a Theta Chi/Fiji pair at the point but they feel are too good for that so they hurt themselves by not pairing at all.
2. We do not have the same people show up. We have DG, Pi Phi, and the better half of AEPhi show out and you guys are begging AEPhi to give you attention when you know you only get the ones that make AEPhi get ranked bottom. You can’t most sororities to acknowledge you and even can’t get Fuzzy/Zeta/DZ/Chi O to show up because they feel too good for you and that’s saying something.
3. You copy our social schedule and that’s on us for letting you know it but it’s weird. Do your own thing and stop trying to piggy back off us. Every thing we do you don’t have to do. It’s weird when you text girls “we’re doing the same thing as dke, so you should stop by APES anyway :)”
4. We took all the guys you wanted. Your new PC is weird. Sure you got the one (1) good guy in siebert but you had to take all his weird friends with it. You’re pledges showed up full suit and tie fat asf at the last dp and got cooked by everyone campus.
5. Stop saying you’re better than KA, Pikapp, TKE, Beta, KDR, Theta Chi, Fiji, TEP, or even PiLam and attaching our name to that because those guys get actual sorority girls at their stuff, do actual pairs and block pairs they don’t have to pay for, and actually go out to bars instead of smoking inside all day hoping for an AEPhi girl to text back.
This being said, we declare full jewish organization independence from you and hope you get off Greek Rank and go outside or to a bar where everyone is at for once and socialize.
Commentby: KFeb 4, 2025 8:04:18 PM
So frats and sororities pair every weekend. You’re either a freshman or in kicked off APES if you don’t know how this works.
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by: IFCFeb 4, 2025 7:35:36 PM
SAE and kd are not pairing 😹😹
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