ALPHA PHART-****TY SITUATION

I live in the house now, the unbelievable stench made me do **ke on a regular off day. You would not believe the amount of **** water was covering the main landing and all of recruitment we had to do our business outside of the house. I am sick and tired of the mandatory pilates and calorie counting we have to do. A GIRL JUST WANTS A ****ING BIG MAC. I would love to drop but unfortunately I will have nothing as being skinny and in alpha phi is my only personality trait. I also love sharing the Delt guys with my sisters like it's such a lovely bonding experience! Rush A Phi! (Watch out for KP....) IYKYK