IMPORTANT UPDATES

Well guys, A-Sig just won't stop. Through various sources the notorious die chuckers started doing what they do best around 5pm EST. What initially started as a normal Wednesday afternoon soon turned into a horde of shirtless men in jeans throwing cube roughly 90 feet in the air. What a performance.
Staying on 15th, Phi Tau has officially started laying ground for the infamous pumpkin patch. Hay was being spread, and poles were being hammered into the tough autumn dirt for no apparent reason. We're interested to see what the setup will look like this year. Pumpkins Pumpkins Pumpkins.
With an away game this weekend bye-week bar crawl shirts are flying off the shelves. Projections from the statistics team lead by Bonnie herself predict 5.5 sorority women throwing up on sidewalks and 22.5 Sig Chi's scoring big on Saturday. Bonnie has set the line, and Marc Smith is apparently housing with his 200k+ paycheck a year.

That's all the midweek news, make sure to keep your eyes out for any smashed pumpkins on the street.