MONDAY NIGHT RANKINGS: Post Fall Break Standings

No Sunday Superlatives this week, as Vegas took a toll on us all while others recovered. We're about halfway through the semester and it's time to see where everyone stands. Much like this year's college football season it's still too early to know where everyone will stand by the end of the season. Don't be surprised if we see big changes in the top 10 come December.

#1:Sig Chi. Digging up the DGs from the sand really shot these guys up the rankings. Lots of shovels.
#2:Delt. Plays a different game than Sig Chi. In it for the long run. Been a real back in forth with Sig Chi in the battle of the frat stars.
#3:SAE. A real Bronze-Kneecap here. A few more consistent performances and these fellas could change that real quick.
#4:DKE. Despite Transfer Portals accusations of getting denied from the clubs in Vegas, DKE continues to get it done.
#5:APES. Real staple of the #4-#6 range here. The darties will never stop.
#6:KA. Surprise slip here. After a strong Wednesday showing we thought the sky was the limit. The plane didn't take off.
#7:Pikapp. Slowly fading this past semester. Had a chance to be great, but block hasn't been the same since the disaster of February '24.
#8:Beta. Suprise rise here. I can tell you it's not because of the guys in this frat. Nice lot though.
#9:TKE. At an odd point in their career. Merge made them shoot up initially, but things have simmered down quite a bit.
#10:KDR. Don't be surprised if a top-5 run happens soon. Rumor has it these studs upgraded from vaping to slamming beers on the Aphi bench and they were loving it. Word on the street is they could bring a TV this weekend.
#11:ATO. The investigation lingers...
#12:Figi. Great paint job on the house. 15th is taking notice.
#13:Phi Tau. Halloween is right around the corner. Pumpkins beware.
#14:Theta Chi. DJ PR1M3 has been doing all he can. Things were looking up early in the year, but outstanding music sometimes isn't enough to keep top-10 status.
#15:Pi Lamb. Lamb Chops.
#16:A Sig. So. Much. Die. If these athletes want to break into the top 15 they need to balance their time a little better.
#17:Triangle. noun: a plane figure with three straight sides and three angles. Yes they are a real Fraternity.
#18:Farmhouse. Can throw a killer bonfire. One event a year where Lime scooters are the star of the show.
#19:D sig. Probably Jaguars fans. Rebuild the whole team behind Bigsby.
#20:Iota Phi Theta. I actually couldn't find any other frats so I had to look them up. Could be a potential player?

As always, thank you for taking the time to read. Please comment your thoughts/suggestions and try to keep it civil. Sunday Superlatives will resume after the bye-week bar crawl.