OFFICIAL Post Fall Break Fraternity Rankings

After an eventful weekend in Vegas, the rankings have shifted:

Tier 1: Sig Chi
Tier 2: KDR, Delt, DKE, KA
Tier 3: Apes, Beta, Pi Kapp, OX
Tier 4: TKE, SAE, Phi Tau, A Sig
HM: Taxi, Figi
Unranked: ATO

On the rise: Sig Chi, KDR
On the decline: DKE, Delt, SAE

After a sandcastle disaster last weekend, Sig Chi bounces back and claims a tier of their own. They safely rescued all the dg’s buried in the sand just in time for their Vegas strip and they turned in a classic performance. The ladies of Nevada could not keep their hands off them after they told them how they are touse at OSU. The only performance better than theirs was KDR. Not to say I’m surprised but they did exceed expectations. Not only did they get bottle service and rent booths, the booths got so full of women they had to start kicking them out. All the boys got lucky that night.

Unfortunately for DKE, they were unaware of the height requirement for some of the clubs. After failing the height test at the door by being shorter than the height stick, one of the brothers crashed out and got really angry. Too bad the bouncer couldn’t hear him from down there. Delt turned in a surprisingly bad performance. Too much money on the bucks. SAE continues to struggle.

Remember, rankings every Sunday! Let’s have a great week!