Sunday Superlatives Week 6

Welcome back for another week of Sunday Superlatives. I know I kept you guys waiting this week and I apologize for that. Let's see what happened in the world of Greek life.

#1)Best Block: SAE shocked the world and really carried this Saturday. Despite Transfer Portals claims of SAE struggling, it was a great day on Saturday for the brothers.
#2)Best Afters: Big tri-pair with DKE, Delt, and Sigma Chi. Word spread fast and it did not dissapoint. Hats off to these guys.
#3)Worst Block: Fiji. What happened? You had all the momentum going into the weekend, and it all just unraveled like a ball of yarn. Beautiful paint job on the house though.
#4)Worst Afters: While SAE did have an outstanding block, missing out on the tri-pair hurt them Saturday night. Sometimes it's a game of two halves, and we saw that this weekend.
#5)On the Rise: A-Sig was once again spotted hucking cube on Wednesday afternoon. These guys might have something up their sleeve, but sources say no die was played on Friday and this could really tank their stock.
#6)On the Decline: KA really didn't really do much this weekend. Not really a loss but a few other frats (ATO) may be sneaking up.
#7)Best Music: Has to be between Theta Chi and Beta here. DJ Pr1M3 was once again ripping absolute darts out of the speakers while Betas live band tried to make up for how mid they are. Going to have to stick with our guns here and go for the man himself in DJ Pr1m3.
#8)Worst Music: Per greekrank Sigma Chis DJs were not up to par. Brainrot and no words all block? What are we doing here guys, we're better than this.
#9)Most Embarrassing Moment: Phi Tau setup was an absolute disaster. Fences did not want to stand upright, and it looked like the pledge class pregame at uno did not help. Really hoping these guys pushed through and pulled something off.
#10)Most Crops Harvested: Delta Theta Sigma (Ag Frat) reportedly had a record harvest with over 2,000 pounds of produce yielded. The harvest was plentiful.
#11)Most Time Spent Vaping on the APHI Bench: Once again KDR was just doing what they continue do best. Vaping on the APHI bench is now a staple in these guys lives, and everyone is taking note. Great work this weekend.
#12)Weirdest Moment: Theta Chi really used their brains by using two lime scooters to carry an elevated surface after a killer Wine Wednesday. Really interesting thing to see flying down Indianola.
#13)Most interesting thing: What if instead of ghosts used as mixers (Already questionable) but knock-off ghosts were used? I'm just curious about this one Phi Tau.
#14)Best Friends: APES and TKE are two peas in a pod. Not really sure how this happened, but by the transitive property TKE has made a major jump this year, and it's all thanks to the new recruitment chair over the pond.
#15)Biggest Sandcastle: Sig Chi reportedly had record numbers this weekend with the great weather and constructed a whopping 17 sandcastles. One was taller than a few DKE's before the growth spurt over the summer.
#16)Most likely to dirty rush freshman: Sig Ep comes out of nowhere and may have gotten those PC numbers up this fall. Curious to see what comes of this after the disaster of ATO.

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