the real queers on campus

its time to come clear, there are too many homos in greek life at osu, and not even from the ones you suspect. I walk into the beta house and hear grindr notifications only to cross the street and see some pi kapp man getting dome from his brother. I swear last time i walked down indianola i saw a delt and SAE brother making out between annexes like it was romeo and juliet. last but not least, i heard that pi lam initiates their pledges by baptizing them in douche water. something has to change