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How to Know You're a Loser

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When you're from the middle of nowhere Iowa, never had girlfriend, your entire fraternity experience involves 5 other guys in South Dakota, you used to work for LXA and now you're a glorified RA...

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Missed you bro!

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Miss you bro!

By: Pat G Mc'D
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Miss you bro!

By: Easy
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To the MORON that posted this. Let me educate you about the history of Greek Social fraternities. The VAST majority of Greeks have already graduated from college. There are OVER 11 million of us. WE CONTROL POLITICS AND COMMERCE in the USA. Here are a few facts to digest in that little brain you have ( and I wonder why they are accepting LOSERS like you to USC).
1. Every President and Vice President of the US from the advent of Greek college social fraternities who attended college were members of Greek social fraternities except 2 of each.
2. Since 1910 90% of US Supreme Court members were Greeks including the liberal late justice Ruth Ginsberg!
3. 75% of Congress are Greek Alumni
4. OVER 90% Of college endowments are from Greek Alumni
5. ALL 500 FORTUNE 500 companies were either founded or at some point had a CEO or President who was a Greek Alumni.
10. The 10 most recent successful new companies with a valuation of 1Billion or more were started by Greek Alumni!
11. These are just a handful of names who were Greeks or have immediate family members who are Greek. Sam Walton, Conrad Hilton, Hewitt and Packers, Jeff Bezos, Mark Pritzger family owners of Hyatt, Walt Disney, Bill and Melina Gates, Warren Buffet, Just google any famous name along with “fraternity” or “Sorority” and if that person went to a college in the US there is probably a 90% chance they were “Greek” . Some local celebs with USC ties who were Greek, John Wayne, Will Ferrell, Forest Whitaker, Ron Howard, Miranda Cosgrove, Alexander Ludwig, Neil Armstrong, DJ Zhu, Louis the Child, sons and daughters of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jaime Fox,
George Lucas, Tom Selleck, Sam Darnold, Matt Cody Kessler,
12. Over 75% of students who are members of Greek life GRADUATE from college!. LESS THAN half of students not involved in Greek life graduate college!

Carol Folt should know enough to not trample on Greek Life or she WILL be shown the door just like the President of Harvard and other schools who DARED to tread of Greek Alumni!.

NOW GO AWAY LOSER, CHANCES are you will not graduate anyways since you are not Greek and you are most likely only here because of the quota system. If you reveal your name I bet you are on a scholarship funded by a Greek Alumni and I bet they would love to know how you want to discriminate against Greeks so they could pull your scholarship.

By: High Alpha Ret-rd Jimbo
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USC Lambda Chi hands down!

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Miss U bro

By: dirty Jimbo
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ding ding ding

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Are you Jimbo?

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Jimbo=Gulbranson

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