all time sorority rankings

Top;
dz-girls in pearls. Always wear turtle necks I heard
Sk- paint by numbers. Dress like hobos. So chic. Heard they like 2 breath. Idk hipster don't lie
Dg- 420

Middle?
Aoii- they r people one girl are pie last year. Idk bout that. They drink panda blud.
GPhiB - one time they stole a house from a frat. LOVE THE MOON. One of their girls is part gecko.
Chi o- blonde tall trees. Like stairs. Walk places. DONT CONSERVE WATER
Fuzzier- beary gals. Grow lots of fuz??? I heard they have a pet mermaid!!

Bottom!!!
Pi phi- I SAW A PI PHI IN ARMY PANTS AND FLIP FLOPS SO I BOUGHT ARMY PANTS AND FLIP FLOPS. 1 girl got hit by a bus. I heard that's why they do halos and angel wings.
Adpi- girls best friends. Listen to a lot of Katy perry. I've never seen 1 wearin socks.
Alpha glam- climb trees and stuff. Nuts. Squirrel. Like horses too I think