new flight club at josies every thursday

Alright guys,I feel there's a lot of f--kin hate going around lately. So to blow of some steam I am starting a fight club in Josies every Thursday since our intramurals are an F'n joke.

Requirements:

If you're in Pike, your biceps have to be at least big enough to bust a smedium shirt in half. For guys in Zeta Psi, your shoes have to be at least $100 and you need be overly proud about being Greek week champs. If you're in Aepi, you're irrelevant anyways, but I guess you can come if your dads networth is at least $20 million(you're welcome I didn't make this on The Sabbath). And for FIGEEDs, including myself, you have to be able to brag about your high school varsity career for at least 5 minutes and how you could have gone pro if it wasn't for your "ability" to shotgun a brew (honestly we all f--king suck at shotgunning except for Mikey D. but he's gone now).

So GET READY TO RUMBLE at Josie's Woods Pub every Thursday. If you want to prove you're a real Frat Star getting ready to do some blow... I mean trade some blows at Josie's. I'm coming for you Zetes.

(Deke, Teke, Skullhouse, Delta Phi, Kap Sig, and whatever other frats there are on campus aren't allowed, except ZBT can come early and help Aepi guys warm up)