sorority comments

don't eat. (kidding)

get over it. you're better off NOT being a theta. trust me.

don't come here it's a liability...I had an interview which consisted of "doesn't that school have a major in drunkeness and debauchery?" def getting a masters now.

i heard alexandra wallace, the youtube superstar, is transferring to miami.

you know what would be funny? if someone actually took this site seriously

HA. business? such a joke anyway. engineering majors are definitely on top, followed by math and science majors. i hate it when people in marketing are like "woe is me, woe is me... i have a marketing exam." okay, you passed calculus. so what? oh, someone deserves a gold star... NOT.

our engineering school could dominate yours any day. oh, and did i mention? i'm in a frat. AND an engineering major. i'm like... hercules and zeus, combined.

And I'm not saying it's bad to care about what you look like. Your appearance is very important. HOWEVER, some of the things I used to overhear girls say and see girls do when I went there were just.. painful. For example, if you're a 115 pound female with 6 pounds of makeup, bleach-blonde hilighted hair, a sorority bag, manicured nails, and the list goes on... you better BELIEVE you're being held up to a higher standard. If you'd spend as much time on your studies as you do on your looks, you might actually contribute something to your university.

Rhymes with... I'm so much better than you (and prettier, too)

You know? Professors are people, too. We know about this website. And did you know? I can easily use algorithms to figure out WHO is making MY university look bad. And, if they have any relation to any students currently enrolled in classes this semester, their grades WILL suffer.