sororities based on celebz

DZ: Vanessa Hudgens. Like Vanessa Hudgens, DZ has become more hipster in the last year. DZ girls have an eclectic, hippie/boho style. Usually known as EZ DZ, but I've noticed that reputation has dimmed.

ZETA: Demi Lovato. Pretty, around and still relevant but not sure why. Had a rough year, but still recovering.

KAPPA: Taylor Swift. Tall, scarily skinny, and awkward. Like Taylor Swift, kappas are extremely obsessive over certain things, their sorority in particular. Like Taylor, they’re a unique kind of pretty, but you’re not totally sold on whether you like them or not.

KD: Michelle Trachtenberg. Kind of pretty, but in a way that you’re not sure you can pin point just why she’s pretty. Like Michelle, you kind of forgot they existed until a rare appearance a la Michelle as Georgina Sparks in Gossip Girl. Also, some KDs can be similar to Georgina attitude-wise.

GPHI: Paris Hilton. Gphis, similar to Paris, are very pretty girls. However, they’ve kind of had the fake it til you make it attitude recently. They’ve tried to party their way to the top socially which hasn’t totally worked. But like Paris, they’ve backed off at least a little bit, hopefully enough to recover.

PHI MU: Anna Kendrick. Sweet, pretty, girl-next door type. Like Anna, phi mu’s are funny, sweet, and quirky. They’re laid back, involved, and while not all are up to par looks-wise with Anna Kendrick, they’re pretty solidly attractive.

ADPI: Miranda Lambert. Like Miranda Lambert, adpi has had a turnaround in the last year. Miranda lost a lot of weight, adpi lost a lot of boringness. They used to be known more for being studious, boring, and the goody two shoes type. In the last year, they’ve gotten more attractive, party a little more, and are not nearly as awkward. Pretty similar to phi mu.

CHI O: Carrie Brownstein. Somewhat pretty, a little awkward, but very smart. And when I say smart, I mean it. Chi O has the highest GPA of all the sororities. However, keeping their noses in the books hasn’t paid off socially. While adpi and phi mu climbed, chi o dropped down. However, chi o’s are still very focused, involved, and have a great sisterhood.

TRI DELT: Lorde. Kind of pretty in a weird way, but you know that she’s just straight up weird. You want to try and like her, but you kind of just don’t. But either way, like Lorde, tri delt will start to improve over time, you just don’t know how long.

AOPI: Rebel Wilson. Weird, but you kind of like her. Not the best looking but very nice. A little on the awkward side, but not too bad. Kind of took a back seat to tri delt last year in recruitment, but there’s hope for a little step up this year.

This is actually pretty accurate as a sorority member

Obviously written by a Theta but it all makes sense

You're all idiots. It was written by a DZ, that's the only sorority that didn't have something bad written about them.