If 2024 recruitment had a sports commentator

Alpha Phi - Dare I say, en fuego.

Theta - She hits it HIGH, she hits it DEEP...

AXO - Oh my goodness! AXO hit that one from the parking lot!

DZ - DZ stole the ball! It’s all over. It’s all over! They are being mobbed by the fans!

Zeta - They’re going to wave her in I don’t believe it! It just continues! MY Oh my!

Kappa - They got loose! At the thirty! Ten! Touchdown! Are you kidding me?!

Phi Mu - Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

KD - "Five seconds left in the game. Do you believe in miracles? Yes!” The crowd is left to fill in the rest of the noise!

Chio - No hocus pocus, just focus by Chio on that drive

AXID - That ball has just been voted off the island!

Gphi - The waiting is over, they are the champions! And this one will last a lifetime! No more curses, this is unbelievable!

Adpi - NOTHING but net!

Aoii - You're killin me smalls!

Tridelt - Juuuuuuuust a bit outside!

Phi Sig - Let's get reaaaaady to ruuuuuuumble!

DG - They stood there like a house on the side of the road. Strike three. This game is over.

Good night folks