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If sororities were department stores...

by: hmmm

dg - bergdorf goodman - bougee
theta - harrods - classic
kappa - barneys - luxury
axo - saks - high standards
zeta - neiman marcus - same as axo because they recruit the same girls
phimu - nordstrom - favorite department store and bistro
kd - dillards - best post-holiday sale
chio - bloomingdale's - a little up-ity and on the rise
gphi - Hudson's Bay - coolest store mostly in Canada
aphi - macy's - big, cheap and always on sale
axid - gwynn's - small high-end chain and this is a smaller chapter but quality girls
adpi - kohls - smart, efficient shoppers
tridelt - sears - also known for their awesome hardware department
aoii - penney's - big department store, most chapters in the country
phisig - Amazon - You can literally find anything and everything here
DZ - Ross Dress For Less - I don't have to explain

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#1  by: Whatever    
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Shut up birdie

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#2  by: wrong    
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dg would be walmart

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#3  by: o   
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This is fun it’s nice to see something that isn’t rude about one group or another

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#4  by: oh   
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Looks like whoever wrote this got dropped by DZ lmao

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#5  by: pathetic    
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what's missing in your life that you have nothing better to do than make these stupid posts

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by: haFeb 17, 2022 9:48:44 AM

you sound like an angry DZ

just laugh. this is actually very cute and funny

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by: HahaFeb 17, 2022 10:42:40 AM

The only funny thing was the DG Walmart response

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