ladies: do not suicide

BEAUTIFUL BABY PNMS: Tomorrow is the last day of rush. Hallelujah. But I overheard a couple of you saying you we're going to suicide XYZ sorority - in particular I heard my rush crush say she was going to suicide my sorority. DON'T! If you suicide, you will be put on the bottom of our list and probably WON'T get a bid. You have a better chance of getting a bid to the sorority if your choice if you write down your full list of options (in order, obviously). The only reason to suicide is if you have your heart set on doing informal rush in the fall - in which case you will be picking from a selection of (most likely) AEPhi, AGD, and the culturally oriented sororities. Please tell your friends not to suicide! It's the worst thing you could do! I want you in my chapter rush crush!!!!