New Idea! Sorority games!

Girls, this could make you so much philanthropic dough. How about we all go to a field, get piss drunk and get one of those blow up fighting arenas. We make a bracket, APHi, Theta, and DG get first round byes and then we see who really is climbing to the top. Charge a $5 entrance fee, Sig Chi would run it, obviously, they are good with that money stuff. All the frat’s bookies would make lines for specific matches. My money is on the GPhi and Phi Mooooooo girls, they got the umpf behind em if ya know what I mean!