DEAR FRAT RATS..........

please don’t take pictures at frat houses when they’re throwing pregames and parties. i know those big hand painted letters with glow paint splattered all over them are a1 quality instagram material but you’re going to ruin it for all of us if you don’t stay strong and fight the urge

oh and while you’re at it stop clogging the toilets y’all are stinky

love and honor
-Greggy C