rushing

ADPhi: These guys are the Cincinnati frat, so they're gonna grill you on how loyal you are to Skyline and Graeter's ice cream. If you were one of those bros that went to St. X, Moeller, or an East Side school let them know! They like honors program kidz too! Bring your longboard to shred some knar knar with these bros!

AEPi: Not to be confused with ^^^ those guys ^^^ Here, for some reason they just wanted to see how loud you could sing the dreidel song. Not sure why though.

TKE: These guys were pretty weird. They only wanted to see how I looked in a speedo or a military uniform. I thought only girls liked men in uniform?

DKE: I didn't rush here because I thought they were a sorority when I saw a bunch of guys wearing their "Party With Deke!" tanks. Your guess is as good as mine.

Houseless Fraternities: All I know is that they like playing Dungeons and Dragons (that's actually not a joke) and WoW. All you have to do is show up to their rush and you get an insta-bid anyways!

Well, I think that about covers all of them, freshmen. I hope you use this valuable information to your advantage and pick your fraternity wisely! I'm all hopped up on Adderall right now, so I'm gonna get back to studying!

well done sir.

Wow. That was impressive.

spot on actually

well done but ill assume that was a fiji

Is Sig Pi getting kicked off?

You dress up super cute and try to get them to give a rose