michael ray's real brick street stories

After a long day trolling outside of sorority quad with the boy who sang in the back seat of the range rover in Step Brothers. Michael Ray gave up on trying to socialize with ADPi Sigma Alfala Epilepsy and took the stage at Brick Street where he released his vengeance on the innocent youth of Oxford, casualties were numerous as many of our college peers tried to save their IQs and their ears, but as valiant our students attempts to make him leave, Michael Ray was not going to be denied his nut and persisted to splooge on everyone stuck in the pit who would forever be glued to brick dance floor until the monsoon months returned. May we let this tale be a testament to our drunken resilience, and may we never let Michael Ray splooge on our souls again. Sincerely the informant where the stank thrives -guccisweat