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Worrying sight coming from a phi

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Was passing by a phi last night and saw something in the window that still has me sick to my stomach. Seemed to be a ritual of some sort. There was one girl wearing a black gown and tall pointy cap. She was yelling at the others in the room while stirring a viscous tonic in an enormous cast iron pot. I couldn’t make out any meaning at first as she was speaking in tongues, but I could tell that her words were cold and biting; her servants shook with breathy spew. A raven (“Kevetch”, as she seemed to call him) sat on her shoulder, so large as to nearly reach the tip of her master’s black pointy cap.

I was taken aback when I saw her reach for a ladle, dip it into the illuminated goop, and raise it to just beneath her crooked, green nose. After some (frankly unwomanly) slurping, she lifted her wicked arms with a surge of power. All of the sudden, skeleton ghouls started emerging from the floorboards, their glowing eyes hungry for souls. “CHILDREN! BRING ME CHILDREN! I’LL HARVEST THEIR SOULS!” she started to chant. I turned around and got out of there as quick as possible.

Seems like theres some odd stuff going on at A Phi. They’ll need to figure this out soon or it may start to affect recruitment!

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This whole's website has become insane. Nothing here is real, accurate, or kind. If this is southern hospitality please leave us out.

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Yeah - it’s just full of trolls with no life and old people now

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This whole's website has become insane. Nothing here is real, accurate, or kind. If this is southern hospitality please leave us out.

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This is true, I was the raven

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