Guide to picking a sorority

Rankings are cool and all but let’s answer the important questions!

Do you REALLY like to party?
AXO

Do you want to have exclusively attractive friends?
Aphi, AXO, SK, AOII

Do you take pride in being aesthetically edgier than other girls?
SK, gphi

Do you want people to think you are smart?
Chi O, theta, AOII

Do you want your chapter to have chill?
DG, Kappa, SIGKAP

Do you secretly aspire to be an influencer?
Aphi, AXO, AOII

Is friendship your actual #1 reason for joining Greek life?
Gphi, theta

Is having outspoken liberal friends important to you?
Chi O, theta, Gphi

Do you want people to think you are a “nice girl” ?
Chi O, AOII, Kappa