Guide to picking SORORITIES

Rankings are cool and all but let’s answer the important questions!

Do you REALLY like to party?
APHI, SIGKAP, dg

Do you want to have exclusively attractive friends?
Aphi, AXO, SK

Do you take pride in being aesthetically edgier than other girls?
SK, gphi, Kappa

Do you want people to think you are smart?
Chi O, theta, AOII

Do you want your chapter to have chill?
DG, Kappa

Do you secretly aspire to be an influencer?
Aphi, AXO, AOII

Is friendship your actual #1 reason for joining Greek life?
Gphi, theta

Is having outspoken liberal friends important to you?
Chi O, theta, Gphi

Do you have your heart set on dating a boy in a top frat?
Aphi, AXO, SK, Gphi

Do you want people to think you are a “nice girl” ?
Chi O, AOII, Kappa