need help deciding

Can anyone give HONEST sorority rankings, or is that impossible on this site? Not looking to hear anything negative, just want an unbiased assessment of each house. I know this site generally sucks, but I’m confused and recruitment has just confused me more. All the houses seem so nice, but they are obviously presenting themselves in the best light, so it’s very hard to know where to pledge unless you have some super amazing connection at one of the houses. This hasn’t really happened for me so far. I like the houses that I have, but it’s a big decision to decide where I’ll spend the next four years. Again- nothing negative.