an ode to pike

Here I sit pouring one out for the lost brotherhood of Pike and then shotgun a beer for the homies of Pi Kapp. In case y'all are wondering what I am referring to, Pike paid a Pi Kapp potential to drop and join them and look like complete losers. Pike may have been dominant at one point in history, but to pay a kid to leave a fraternity because they've done better than you makes you all look like ( ). Everyone notices the type of snakes Pike is and how desperate they've become. And to the kid who dropped, I laugh out loud at you and feel a sense of pity for you for joining those guys. So here I pour out my last natural light for you as well.

For real though to my Pi Kapp homies congrats on a good pledge class and to every other organization other than Pike.