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Associates with:
Pi Kappa Phi Fraternity
Zeta Phi Beta Sorority

hands down the greatest group of people i have ever met!! so dope to be around!! i feel at home with my sisters! love you all! <3

Associates with:
Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity
Chi Omega Sorority

A very long time ago, in a time darker than we currently reside in. Many questioned the cause of the dark age we were experiencing. I have known for millenniums the truth behind it, and I am ready to share my story. It all began one day in 1992 B.C. Zeta Tau Alphas spiritual founder, Zeds Dead, had just been born. The Zeta Tau Alphas claimed that it was this EDM artist that was the true son of god (obviously this has since been disproved as Jeffrey Epstein is the son of god). Many disputed their claim, calling their BEEP BOOP music unholy and borderline satanic. This led to a huge divide in society and caused a crusade like never seen before. For centuries the world banded together to defeat Zeds Dead and the Zeta Tau Alphas but their efforts proved futile. Every-time it seemed like there was hope, Zeds Dead would unleash a new and more powerful array of bass boosted incoherent sounds. Civilization had no choice but to succumb to Zeds Deads will. Zeta and Zeds Dead had all the power, their alliance turned into the religion which is now known as Mormonism. After they won the war, they all took the largest dookies ever seen, and created a stench so foul, that scientists believe it is solely responsible for climate change as we know it.

Associates with:
Tau Kappa Epsilon Fraternity
Pi Beta Phi Sorority

I've honestly never had a bad experience with these girls. Every one I've met has always been very kind and helpful

I remember the first day of freshman year. I remember it vividly. It was a simpler time, a time with no worries, no stress, just pure bliss and happiness. However this feeling quickly faded when I saw something resembling a mongol horde of the likes only Ghengis Khan could conjure. As they approached on their horses like cavalry, I squinted to see what their shirts said. Then I saw it, the greek letters Alpha and Phi. I was in shock, I had no idea what to do, for the first time in my life I felt truly threatened and scared. To this day I have PTSD from what transpired next and have to take anti-depressants due to how much it scarred me. The horde of Alpha Phis swiftly circled me on their horses. They got off of the horses and all of the horses began neighing in a demonic manner. I did not know what to do and was very flabbergasted as to what was happening. They began reciting verses in Latin which I since found out was a Satanic ritual summoning a portal to hell. They all began chanting, Rush Alpha Phi! Over and over, they were persistent in this bizarre ritual, after roughly the eighty-seven thousandth time of repeating this phrase, a portal to hell opened up, Satan himself approached, and began chanting with them, Rush Alpha Phi! The sisters then said to me “you’re so dope and look like you could kill 3 white claws without blacking out, so we wanted you to meet our spiritual leader, Satan the Almighty. I was in a genuine state of shock. I ran away as far as I could and hid in the bathroom in SUB1. Once I hid, I dropped the largest dookie of my life (unsure if this was due to their satanic ritual). Ever since this haunting moment in my life, I have often contemplated self harm. Please stay away from this girls for the love of all that is holy.

Associates with:
Chi Psi Fraternity
Gamma Phi Beta Sorority

I have never had a bad experience with an Aopi!! Always so nice and willing to talk to people. Love seeing these girls on campus and they are so respectful at our house.

You can always count on aphi for the drama. They only care about their reputation and their rush, no consideration for any other sorority.