sorority archetypes
by: Sw@g
Pi Phi - "Boldly proclaiming the name of Jesus Christ through my instagram bio... also I'm better than you"
Kappa - "My daddy, the president of [oil company or investment banking firm], paid top dollar to make sure I got my mom's old room in Collins"
Chi O - "Adventure seeker//Coffee Addict//Christ Follower//No Longer a Slave to Fear//Sicem XO"
ADPI - "We do not care about anything at all and it's great but everyone thinks we're really weird"
Theta - "We're just a big ole melting pot of estrogen and wild cards"
Tri-Delt - "If you put a lump of coal in between my butcheeks, you'd have a diamond in 3 weeks tops... that's how high strung I am"
Zeta - "So we were at FIJI for like 30 minutes, but then my Phi-delt ex showed up, so we went to SAE, but things got weird and we decided to unwind with the Pi-Kapps for a bit but somehow I woke up at an ATO house..."
AXO - "Now that In-n-Out is in Waco, I have one less reason to complain about choosing a school that isn't in California, my home state"
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by: DefinitelyFeb 17, 2016 3:42:58 PM
a good point. only great "review" above is for Chi O. They are so fake.
Most the girl drink, maybe not falling down drunk, but regular drinkers. And, the girls with boyfriends are not "virtuous." I have no prob with them going to church regularly... It's just the better than thou attitude, like tridelt
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