The type of girls that join each sorority

Brutally honest review here from someone not affiliated
Chi o: crazy Christians with a professional camera and a superiority complex
Zeta: stuck up party girls with easy majors
Tri delt: Harry Potter girls that bring up being ato sweetheart every 2 seconds
Adpi: girls that got cut from everyone else
Kappa: when the only thing going for you is being upper middle class, you join kappa. girls who weren’t pretty, smart, or likable enough to get into any decent sorority
Pi phi: high school mean girls with a dash of racism on the side (mo bamba, anyone?)
Axo: girls who couldn’t get into pi phi because they’re too loud/weird. We get it you’re “quirky”
Aphi: girls everyone forgets. the Carly Rae jepson of sororities