rising freshmen ladies

Kappa: loves hip hop, accounting, Scruffy Murphy's, daddy's card, and trolling social media with confusing inside jokes
DDD: bible thumper turned ragehead. If their GPA falls below a 3.5, they melt.
Chi O: So white that I want to gag. Ask them who Biggie Smalls is and they might actually not know (but of course they probably love Chance the Rapper now bc he sang a hymn on stage). Can be found at a semi-Christian, wannabe-indie, Common Grounds concert wearing a $200 Anthropologie dress that they did not pay for.
Theta: could be the chillest girl you've ever met, could be the weirdest girl you've ever met, could be the most boring girl you've ever met, could be the sweetest girl you've ever met, could be the funniest girl you've ever met, could be the prettiest girl you've ever met. Total mystery box.
Pi Phi: Loud. Likes sports. 20% are substantial, confident, and humble studs, while the other 80% are insecure losers who are terrified of guys not liking them.
Adpi: positive feedback mechanisms are keeping them at the bottom and it really bums me out. If you meet a legitimately cool girl who confidently rocks Baylor ADPi, marry her. Way better to be a cool girl in ADPi who blows everyone away than to be a sucky girl in PiPhi or Kappa who free-rides the sorority's reputation to get guys.
Axo: a lot of cool girls who didn't have connections coming into college. Geographically and racially diverse. Some are very insecure, some are confident.