actual helpful descriptions of the frats

In no particular order,

DSig: Largest pledge classes and most diversity/variety, known as being the most attractive and throw a lot of great parties but if you're actually looking for a brotherhood it's not the place to be.

KA: The "fake southern frat," I guess, even though there's more southern guys than any other frat, except maybe like ato. They have a great relationship with the top sororities, arguably the best, even if their parties aren't on par with dsig or adphi.

Snu: Their probation is definitely a problem for them, especially the fact that they're being forced to have a dry rush. But all the talk about how they've been slowly getting weaker is overblown, their sophomore class is a very solid group of guys. Probably a better PC than ka's, and definitely better than Adphi's.

Adphi: The scandal is in the past and most people (except salty guys in other frats) don't hold a grudge for it. The compound is a big plus and they're parties are still probably the best but there's no denying they have a small sophomore class, not as strong as the others in their tier.

Pike: Still leads the second tier, the guys are known for being chillers, and they probably throw the best parties out of the second tier (piketober was the best 2nd tier party of the semester). Their sophomore class is a mix of really cool kids and total randos.

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