Day in the life of a KA sophomore

11am: Early Wake up
12pm: Decide between all my dirty frat shirts which I wanna wear (I always choose wing-day)
1pm: get lunch with a pnm (he’s cut if he doesn’t say the n-word)
2pm: hit the gym (wearing wing day shirt ofc)
4pm: Call my high school buddies (Chad is sooo raftus)
6pm: Eat dinner
7pm: Head to the house
8pm: Finally get there (damn these Ubers are adding up, but $25 per trip ain’t bad if ur daddy’s little boy)
9-11pm: Soak my clothes in beer and zyns
11:30pm: send creepy texts to girls (“how could they not want me? I’m in KA”)
12am: Get back and lay out wing-day shirt for tomorrow
12:30am: Lay awake thinking about how chad and superior I am