FRAT RANKINGS (OBJECTIVE)

Alright everyone, here are the best frat rankings you will see this entire semester.

Pike: Their freshman PC is absolutely loaded and they have only had good mixers and events. Everyone knows they’re top house, let’s not waste any more time sucking them off.

/Gap/

KA and ATO: Both frats have done very well this semester and it’s impressive to see that they have both shaken the reputation of being the SA frats. Mad respect to em, they deserve the respect of all women on campus.

/Gap/

ADPHI: Keep on roofing girls and let ur PM SA the pledges. Y’all will be bottom house soon, have fun with your lawsuits.

Everyone else: either irrelevant or have too small of a PC to warrant being ranked.