Changing of The Guard

Here ye here ye,

There has been a changing of the guard on campus.

On the top of the food chain, the brothers of the Order have redeemed themselves with a top tier class, surpassing the slimy sheep of Sigma Nu, snap-bidding round 2 cuts to barely make a double digit class. The people know this is a long time coming after what happened last year

In the bottom feeders, PiKap has thrown 0 events and has a dwindling pledge class with members dropping every week. The slums are not in vain, with dark horse candidate Sigma Chi on the rise with a large pc and if they aren’t already will soon dominate the depths of Duke greek life. At this point maybe even AEPI has passed PiKapp in the bottom , something as crazy as the McDonalds ice cream machine working

This semester is sure to be something, whatever happens you know who better not be the DJ at St Frattys