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An Official Update From the Oval Office:

by: William Silas Santee IV

Theta chi does not nor never even did exist at Duke University as a member of the Durham IFC. The Durham IFC has been transgressed by Sig Ep's masquerade as Theta Chi, fraught with lies and malintent, in a selfish effort of self-preservation. The coup de grace of this scandal is that Sig Ep itself is still affiliated with Duke University. So, now the Duke IFC will have full disciplinary and administrative power over the brotherhood of Sigma Phi Epsilon. Accordingly, they are banned in principle from all recruitment events until next Spring semester. Duke IFC frats have paid handsomely for violating this compact in the past, resulting in Mary Pat witch hunts that almost always result in disbandment. If you have been rushing Sig Ep, I assure you, no matter what you are told, you will not be extended a legitimate bid this weekend and will be waiting for the chapter to either collapse as duke admin dissects it or crumble to the vastly superior Durham IFC competition that will initiate full pledge classes in the coming weeks.

Yours truly,
William Silas Santee IV

Posted By: William Silas Santee IV
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#1  by: Sig ep   
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Don’t let these dweebs cover lmao

By: Sig ep
#2  by: Nah   
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Sounds like someone is concerned about Theta Chi taking their recruits. Ask yourself this: why would a group go through all the effort of running rush if they knew it was going nowhere?

By: Nah
by: HmmJan 28, 2022 11:30:47 AM

nice try Theta Chi, you only received notice that your charter got denied at the last minute. admitting you had no future would permanently shatter any hope of getting kids, so instead you lied.

freshmen maybe check why theta chi is the only frat in red on Santee’s rush presentation schedule. cause it doesn’t actually exist.

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by: HahJan 29, 2022 5:36:19 PM

Upvoting just bc sigep bots are downvoting but can’t even counter it

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by: HmmJan 29, 2022 11:14:51 PM

red font is for real, just checked

By: Hmm
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#3  by: pikapp   
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theta bye bye

By: pikapp
by: santeeJan 29, 2022 1:06:31 AM

truth

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#4  by: lol   
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this is facts

By: lol
#5  by: Bill   
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Stfu about this honestly who cares

By: Bill
#6  by: bumpp   
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bumper

By: bumpp
#7  by: beebop   
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"The coup de grace of this scandal" gtfoh

By: beebop

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