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DTD HOT TUB IN KVILLE

by: Adphi Pres

It has been confirmed by several sources that DTD was responsible for the hot tub that you saw in kville/ duke basketball Instagram post today. Calm down. Do not panic. DTD is officially trending up.

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#1  by: DukeHealth   
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We strongly advise all students to KEEP AWAY from the Delta Tau Delta “hot tub” near Krzyzewskiville, as we have received reports from several health officials that the layer of crust frothing at the surface of the yellow/green “water” is in fact an antibiotic-resistant fungus that may cause a permanent odor to form on your body, which some scientists have likened to a “gym bag full of sweaty socks soaked in urine”. Stay tuned for updates.

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