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If Frats were NFL Teams

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It's week 17 boys. Playoffs are about to start lets see how things are shaping up:

KA - Kansas City Chiefs
Adphi - Arizona Cardinals
Snu - Las Vegas Raiders
Pike - Philadelphia Eagles
ATO - Cleveland Browns
Pikapp - Chicago Bears
Sig Ep - New York Jets
Sig Chi - New York Giants
AEpi - Detroit Lions
DTD - Jacksonville Jaguars

Just as KA and Snu have cross rush, so too do the Chiefs and Raiders play in the same division. Both the Raiders and Snu love to booze cruise and look to the past when they used to be good. Adphi and Kyler Murray both have one thing in common, which is that they're short and can't deliver in crunch time. ATO and the Browns are perenially average, but at least ATO doesn't have Baker Mayfield. Pike is like the Eagles. They could be good, and some people say they are, but the eye test just doesn't match it. Sig Ep and Sig Chi are like the NY teams. They've got a strong national brand but the team always sucks. What do DTD and Urban Meyer have in common?

Posted By: Tony Romo
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This is a good one lol

By: Haha
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Comparing me to Snu is offensive

By: Henry Ruggs
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Hahaha GR is back

By: Lmao
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First good content in a while

By: Adphi
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at least the 7 players that the Raiders draft don't jump ship after one day

By: ha
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by: Haha   

Damn ☠️

By: Haha
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Lol ngl this is funny but KA u got too much time on ur hands

By: Wow
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The author of this post has been awarded his Duke degree, effective immediately.

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ato is raiders. Did you not hear about their pledge, Henry Ruggs?

By: jon gruden
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This joke is outdated I’m not even in ato

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AEPi is the womens national team they suck and everyone hates them

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best since day in the life of a geed

By: william perry
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