Internecine Warfare in Durham IFC

Gentlemen, what has our esteemed Durham IFC such that our brothers would assault each other with such vitriolic rhetoric. Surely we have risen above the level of the baboon such that we may resolve our conflicts peacefully beyond the confines of this depraved forum. What has it come to, that we have grown from attacking DTD to now the vicious libel of PiKapp to slander of SigEp, of which only the latter is acceptable, for they fall outside of the ranks of our own Durham IFC.

We must put aside our differences and join hand in hand to continue to assail the geed for his parasitism. The ape must rise up and restore balance to our university.

Sincerely, Jonathan Harmsworth.