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open house vibes

by: Christopher

Hey guys I'm a freshmen and I went to every frat's open house and this is what I found

ADPhi - didn’t talk to me until I could prove my family was rich, seemed chill though

AEPi - cookie cutter white dudes, brought up feet every few sentences

ATO - 5 brothers in each room with only 1 freshman, made aggressive small talk

DTD - the air was kinda hazy in their rooms and their teeth were yellow? weird stains on the walls

KA - only 1 zoom room and there was this guy named Santee wearing a crown and everyone lined up to kiss his feet

PiKapp - only 6 brothers at the open house, kept talking about project build

Pike - everyone wore a Pike tank top, well coordinated but they kept staring at their arms and saying deodarant is for geeds

SigChi - one of the rooms had a dude taped to the wall in the dark, he only spoke in riddles and kept mentioning “the resurrection”?

SNu - all wearing tuxedos, seemed over the top but they looked dashing

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#1  by: KA-pist   
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Nice try Snoodles you’re never gonna be top house

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#2  by: ?   
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whats deodarant

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by: jayqueaveontaviousFeb 24, 2021 3:14:51 PM

-pike

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by: WtfFeb 24, 2021 3:16:32 PM

Dafuq is ur name

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#3  by: archibald   
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Thank you Christopher for your dedication to the cause. Such selfless service shall surely endow you wel in your future endeavours.

Respectfully,
archibald

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