odd request from delta tau delta

I have just received an odd email from the fraternity Delta Tau Delta (sometimes referred to as “DTD”). They wrote to ask if HRL could remove all showers heads, soap, and faucets from their section, citing the belief that their BO would help create better brotherhood. HRL’s position is that this could create a public health hazard, especially in light of the recent reports that DTD’s crust levels are spreading throughout Greek life on campus.