word on the street

Heard DSig alread has a full-size confirmed PC for next year.
Heard The Order is investing in timberlands for next year.
Heard Snu will be offering skittles at every one of their parties next year.
Heard that ADPhi will make up a rule that they can’t have a PC bigger than 10 kids to hide the fact that they can’t get a PC bigger than that.
Heard that Pike will make all of their future presidents be Rabbis.
Heard that 50% of ATO is looking into liver transplants.
Heard that SigEp will be putting on musicals at every mixer next year.
Heard that Pikapp has all 2018 pledges enlisted to strict sports camps to try and regain the “sporty frat” title again.
Heard DTD will be sponsored by Chiquita bananas.
Heard AEPi will make all pledges relearn their Torah portions so they can reclaim the title from Pike.
Haven’t heard anything else besides that ChiPhi is looking to have their greatest year ever and will be making long strides towards early recruitment of members from the book, chess, checkers clubs.