Connbatt9 on a ΑΔΦ Generational Run

Conbatt 9 has been on a generational run this week. To start, he drove his car/truck hybrid into the face-laps floor at Strozier. He then got out and said “oh, sorry didn’t see this wall here”, punched a security guard on the shoulder said “you better clean this up, all these hoes mid in here” and then walked out and left. A few days later, I had to take Conbatt to the hospital because his heart was beating irregularly from too much skiing. Conbatt pulled up to the hospital in a limo with pit vipers on and an entourage of bad *****es. He pregamed his appointment with a whole bag. He then got mad when the doctor told him he needed a new heart because he was doing too much blow. Conbatt threatened to sue the doctor because he was so angry. Conbatt fell over randomly and starting having a seizure. He then decided to get up and says “im fine”. He left 2,000 cash on the front desk and that was that.