Mike Vasko in ΑΔΦ has a learning disability.

Dude Mike Vasko in Alpha Derr has to be ****ing retarded. I heard he never graduated middle school math class and didn’t make it to high school. Hes not even a student here everyone just feels bad for him because hes special needs. One time I was behind him in face-laps publix and he took like 25 minutes to order a pub sub and bag of chips.