Frats ranked by poker hands

Random order
KA - Cowboysssss
K sig - High suited connectors
Pike - pocket queens but there is a king and an ace on the flop
Theta chi - pocket Aces but folds preflop because of emergency
Fiji and beta - Queensssss fruitiest of them all
Alpha delt - King 10 unsuited
TKE ZBT BYX Chi Psi - seven deuce
SAE - pocket kings so you shove and your opponent has pocket Aces
Sigma chi - 7 2 suiteddd
Phi Delta - pocket 2s
D chi - 3 and joker card
Pedo lam - pocket jokers