new at fsu trying to find my way

hey guys i’m honestly a loser and i hate my parents and take their mon y but i honestly don’t care because they don’t. i want to be cool like i was in high school but this is a new place so i’m scared. i’m 22 years old and work with top tier if it helps. i want to join a nice frat that can get me pretty girls. i’m super chill btw and i know slang words. i can “pull” and i have unlimited rizz lol. i’m super cool so invite me to your frat (delta chi) let me know! i honestly despise you all and go have intercourse with a handicapped walrus with hiv